Is it a “War on Women”? Certainly, with all the new legislation being suggested and in many cases passed within some states if feels as if we, that is women, are under constant barrage. The other day though I ran across a story in Addicting Info among other sites, while the story was horrifying (read it for yourself here http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/08/04/caught-on-camera-police-in-texas-violated-young-girls-during-routine-traffic-stop/) what followed had me laughing for nearly two hours.
If you are easily offended, I would suggest you stop reading what follows, as I said I found it hysterically funny, others might not.
It all started with a man commenting on how horrible the entire incident of the roadside search of the two women in the story was. It was indeed terrible, worse than terrible, it was a body cavity search conducted in full view of anyone driving by, without any consideration for the health of the women, their privacy or the emotional trauma. It was by any reasonable persons assessment and by the letter of the law, both rape and oppression. The man commenting was trying to be both sensitive to the issue and to the audience, his comment was along the lines of the following (I paraphrase as I didn’t copy).
“This is terrible; the cop actually touched their butt and then their vagoo.”
Well yes, the cop did just that and yes, it was terrible. But apparently, the next person to comment didn’t think it was near as terrible as this nice man using the incorrect term for female nether parts. For this, she was quite incensed and stepped right in to correct him.
“It is a VAGINA. Not a Vagoo. Do you have a problem with VAGINA?”
Now I thought this vehemence wasn’t called for, but then I am politically incorrect about so many things. I don’t have a problem with Vagina, but I didn’t have a problem with Vagoo either. What followed were one hundred and eighty-five (185) people who chimed in to add their pet names for the wayward VAGINA. Now and then, our friend would return to admonish the mostly women, eventually she gave up. I wish now I had linked to the actual thread, it is a scream and a half.
I present to you now, the cleaner names offered up for Vagina. Some I suspect are actually personal pet names; others are names I have heard over the years. This is dedicated to my sister and dear friend Red, who is a stickler for proper naming conventions and who I suspect would have been bouncing off the walls as I laughed even harder!
|Lady Parts||Lady Town||YooHoo||Vagingo|
|Special Lady Garden||Va-Jay-Jay||Bajingo||Love Grotto|
|Woohoo Nilly||Biscuit||Fuzzy Taco||Love Box|
|Honey Pot||Twinkle Cave||Sexy Time||Cootie Cat|
|Vajinglejangle||Promised Land||Lady Box||Pearly Gates|
|Muff Tunnel||Cooze||Hootie Cat||Wahoo|
|Foof||Punani (Caribbean)||Pum Pum (Caribbean)||
Coochiesnorcher (Vagina Monologues)
(Boys on the Side)
|Poontang||Muffin (Betty White)|
Do you wonder how many names (other than actual given names and Carlos Dangerous) might be floating about for man parts, that is the Penis.
I loved these; some of them simply slay me. What do you think, funny or just strange.
I know the rest of the story is terrible, I could have raged about this story across three or even four posts. My state (yes, it happened in Texas) is getting crazier every single week. This is one of several stories just like it; the victims filed a lawsuit. One of the officers has been fired (the woman), another is back on the job, seriously why should we be surprised. The victims have agreed to a settlement. None of this solves the problem though, does it?